Matix Melby 2 Full-Zip Hooded - Mens Sweatshirts
Brand: Matix
Product Features
Even if you don't have as dope a name as Melby, zip up the Matix Men's Melby 2 Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and introduce yourself as “Mr Melby—international superstar” to every chick you meet. Stash your black book in one of the Melby's pockets and collect more digits than the Yellow Pages—even if most are fakes. A thermal-lined hood incubates your ego every time snobby Frisco girls reject you.
Bottom Line: Getting rejected sucks, but not as bad when you wear the Melby hoody.
Brand: Matix
Product Features
Even if you don't have as dope a name as Melby, zip up the Matix Men's Melby 2 Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and introduce yourself as “Mr Melby—international superstar” to every chick you meet. Stash your black book in one of the Melby's pockets and collect more digits than the Yellow Pages—even if most are fakes. A thermal-lined hood incubates your ego every time snobby Frisco girls reject you.
Bottom Line: Getting rejected sucks, but not as bad when you wear the Melby hoody.


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